So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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