OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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