rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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