I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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