I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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