Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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