Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she peed on how many people?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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