how do flat chested girls get laid?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize