home. puking in laundry basket.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
this will be a night to untag.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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