when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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