i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My life is pants optional.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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