he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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