Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Screwed.edu
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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