I don't think brook has ever known best
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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