It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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