I wanna bring you to show and tell
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Someone shattered a urinal.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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