Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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