What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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