she was so not down for the gang bang
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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