he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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