whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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