No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
