Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
