she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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