hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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