Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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