you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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