the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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