so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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