? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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