Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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