my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she peed on how many people?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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