Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Found your dick twin last night
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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