I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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