But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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