Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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