i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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