Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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