But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
as a side note pls kill me
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