She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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