I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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