I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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