Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
