you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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