She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I skipped work to stalk him.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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