Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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