It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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