i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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