Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I cockslap morals
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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