All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
