Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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