i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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