this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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