I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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